On the Scale of Satan’s Earwax to the Ice Cream of the Gods…

On the scale of Satan’s earwax to the ice cream of the Gods, how would I rate my… Physical appearance? Japanese sweet potatoes dusted with cinnamon. It’s warm, internally energizing, comforting, aromatic, and healthy, but it’s not for everybody. Or alternatively, it could be seitan beef. Not the real deal (as if it has to … More On the Scale of Satan’s Earwax to the Ice Cream of the Gods…

Can You Relate…

First time trying these kinds of fill-in-the-blanks posts! I’ve always loved reading these types of articles and have so much fun answering them in my head! Can you relate to the joy of quarter-empty peanut butter jars? Can you relate to my obsession with Indian food? Can you relate to my adoration for quotes on … More Can You Relate…