On the Scale of Satan’s Earwax to the Ice Cream of the Gods…

On the scale of Satan’s earwax to the ice cream of the Gods, how would I rate my… Physical appearance? Japanese sweet potatoes dusted with cinnamon. It’s warm, internally energizing, comforting, aromatic, and healthy, but it’s not for everybody. Or alternatively, it could be seitan beef. Not the real deal (as if it has to … More On the Scale of Satan’s Earwax to the Ice Cream of the Gods…

Can You Relate…

First time trying these kinds of fill-in-the-blanks posts! I’ve always loved reading these types of articles and have so much fun answering them in my head! Can you relate to the joy of quarter-empty peanut butter jars? Can you relate to my obsession with Indian food? Can you relate to my adoration for quotes on … More Can You Relate…

Wink Frozen Desserts Review: Cake Batter, Dark Chocolate, Peanut Butter & Jelly, and Caramel Candy Apple

Watching the videos of my favorite fitness YouTubers has its perks, but one of the worst parts about doing so is watching them dig into their all-hailed pints of Halo Top Creamery, Arctic Zero, and Enlightened, three extremely macro-friendly and delicious ice cream brands. I’ve already reviewed Arctic Zero and Enlightened Ice Cream on my … More Wink Frozen Desserts Review: Cake Batter, Dark Chocolate, Peanut Butter & Jelly, and Caramel Candy Apple

Enlightened Broad Bean Crisps Review: Cocoa Dusted + Sweet Cinnamon

Cocoa flakes and cinnamon crisps don’t usually compliment protein and fiber. Or do they??? Starting around the earlier portion of my fitness journey, I began developing these attachments to certain foods that I just could not stop eating. Put me in front of a table with whole grain cereal, whole grain bread, grapes, granola, hummus, … More Enlightened Broad Bean Crisps Review: Cocoa Dusted + Sweet Cinnamon

Eat Enlightened Peanut Butter Ice Cream Sticks Review

I used to be addicted to ice cream (and caramel popcorn….and honey roasted peanuts…aaaaaaand cookie dough. I’ll just admit I was a pretty disgusting eater as a kid, okay?). Little did I know that three years later there would be healthier alternatives to my favorite treats! Normally the problems I found with other supposedly healthy alternatives were … More Eat Enlightened Peanut Butter Ice Cream Sticks Review