On the Scale of Satan’s Earwax to the Ice Cream of the Gods…

On the scale of Satan’s earwax to the ice cream of the Gods, how would I rate my… Physical appearance? Japanese sweet potatoes dusted with cinnamon. It’s warm, internally energizing, comforting, aromatic, and healthy, but it’s not for everybody. Or alternatively, it could be seitan beef. Not the real deal (as if it has to … More On the Scale of Satan’s Earwax to the Ice Cream of the Gods…